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Worst Client Series: Midnight Cupboard Raid





Pumpkin seeds

2 Cheestrings

And “your dad’s sausage”.

And a glass of water and 2 omega-3s from Costco.

Yep. He declared he was not satiated. And he then went and ate “a handful of everything in the pantry”.

I then grabbed my phone. Wanted to tweet the stuff Mr R Ginger says. But then I rethought. A blog post is much more permanent.

“Oh and 4 Hallloween-sized granola bars. But I’m going to the gym in the morning. Two Folgers K-cups and 2 litres of water.”

Does this sound like anyone you know?

Maybe it’s even you!

Going to the gym to work off a sneaky cupboard raid or cheat meal doesn’t fix the food.

I’m tired but to be continued. I hope you had a good laugh. I’ll read tomorrow to him and we will laugh again. Hopefully together. He says “whatever”. Good night. I have my work cut out for me.


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