Worst Client Series: Midnight Cupboard Raid

Triscuits


Dates


Marshmallows


Nutella


Pumpkin seeds


2 Cheestrings


And “your dad’s sausage”.


And a glass of water and 2 omega-3s from Costco.


Yep. He declared he was not satiated. And he then went and ate “a handful of everything in the pantry”.


I then grabbed my phone. Wanted to tweet the stuff Mr R Ginger says. But then I rethought. A blog post is much more permanent.


“Oh and 4 Hallloween-sized granola bars. But I’m going to the gym in the morning. Two Folgers K-cups and 2 litres of water.”


Does this sound like anyone you know?


Maybe it’s even you!


Going to the gym to work off a sneaky cupboard raid or cheat meal doesn’t fix the food.


I’m tired but to be continued. I hope you had a good laugh. I’ll read tomorrow to him and we will laugh again. Hopefully together. He says “whatever”. Good night. I have my work cut out for me.